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I wonder what the doctor will think of this shirt.

I remember, at the beginning of this process I had to see a physician’s assistant. She was supposed to tell me about the procedure and the rules governing my preparation. I remember thinking, ‘Would she think it funny if I called the procedure a colonarscopy?’

She prescribed a solution I am supposed to drink. The results of drinking this solution will be a ‘clean colon.’ That means the boys down at the waste water plant will be working overtime, and so will i.

None of this sounds wonderful. Medical school seems like too long and arduous a task for a result that is elbows deep in shit.

I do not think the physician’s assistant or the doctor would appreciate hearing about a colonarscopy. I do no think they’ll appreciate my shirt.

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